Fuddruckerian Discourse
xv7:

y’all r gettin way too accurate with these it’s scaring me

xv7:

y’all r gettin way too accurate with these it’s scaring me

smalldisgruntledcorgi:

tardis-mind-palace:

smalldisgruntledcorgi:

fun things to do in front of nerdy boys

intentionally mix up zelda and link
mispronounce “anime”
refer to anime as “japanese kids cartoons”
pronounce pokemon as pokey-mon
respond to everything they say with “oh yeah my baby brother likes that!”

I am a nerdy boy and I assure you the only reactions you would get from this are crying or outbursts of rage

you act like your tears aren’t EXACTLY what i want

swampmaiden:

if I owned this sweater I would wear it to a pride event probably and kiss a lady in it

swampmaiden:

if I owned this sweater I would wear it to a pride event probably and kiss a lady in it

dapperfucker:

best of “she wears short skirts”

supercargautier:

beesmygod:

here are the 3 body types available for women and men

uh, hi miss

oh, hello sir

eudaemaniacal:

imo replacing vampire with draculas is p much one of the funniest jokes you can make

spacetwinks:

woahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh we’re halfway there WOAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH we’re halfway there! take my hand, we’re halfway there woaAHHHHhhOH we’re halfway there