Fuddruckerian Discourse
grawly:

supercargautier:

rpowelll:

Charles Martinet’s website is incredible.

the website of an actor who has not needed to seek work or promote himself in any way since the mid-90s

browsing through this website made me face the reality that newer generations never had the opportunity to catch the web during this awkward period of incubation where nobody really knew how to build a website and just haphazardly banged on the keyboard until they made code that kinda resembled HTML 2.0 and put it online without a second thought

grawly:

supercargautier:

rpowelll:

Charles Martinet’s website is incredible.

the website of an actor who has not needed to seek work or promote himself in any way since the mid-90s

browsing through this website made me face the reality that newer generations never had the opportunity to catch the web during this awkward period of incubation where nobody really knew how to build a website and just haphazardly banged on the keyboard until they made code that kinda resembled HTML 2.0 and put it online without a second thought

gleeson666:

Balinese cigarettes aren’t doing a very good job with the non smoking ads, that guy looks cool af

gleeson666:

Balinese cigarettes aren’t doing a very good job with the non smoking ads, that guy looks cool af

how do you approach someone you desperately want to have sex with
Anonymous

meladoodle:

slither

In the year 2069
Me: slayer
Grandson: goddamnit gramps what the fuck does that even mean
glossoblogia:

besturlonhere:

sharsharkan:

besturlonhere:

besturlonhere:

exciting news: you will now be blinded immediately before being killed by the united states military 

It is a non-lethal green laser that dazzles the target so their ability to shoot or fight back is greatly reduced because they cannot look at the source of the light. 

Isn’t Blinding a combatant a war crime?

yeah but this only dazzles them ;)

giving them the ole razzle dazzle has been weaponized into a war crime by the u.s. government

glossoblogia:

besturlonhere:

sharsharkan:

besturlonhere:

besturlonhere:

exciting news: you will now be blinded immediately before being killed by the united states military 

It is a non-lethal green laser that dazzles the target so their ability to shoot or fight back is greatly reduced because they cannot look at the source of the light. 

Isn’t Blinding a combatant a war crime?

yeah but this only dazzles them ;)

giving them the ole razzle dazzle has been weaponized into a war crime by the u.s. government

videohall:

For some reason a bird speaking Japanese is mildly off putting.

> Literal translation

Bird:” ‘Uhm Hello, this is the Ono family.”

Bird: “What’s wrong?”

Owner: “Abe-chan, you’re a little too early. Once the phone’s picked up, then properly say hello.”

Bird: “Okay, understood.”

Owner: “Do you really understand? I’m counting on you. Hello, this is the Ono family residence in Gifu.”]

Bird: “Okay, I understand!”

Owner: “Got it.”

> That’s clearly some sort of Pokemon.

genderofthenight:

Tonight’s Gender of the Night is: Uboa

genderofthenight:

Tonight’s Gender of the Night is: Uboa