drvideogames: vivalatiger: drvideogames: so why do they call it arrested development nobody has even gotten arrested yet Have you watched the show…? isn’t it about gay kids singing
Who wants to join my Conservative Community
nocommiesnosocsnodems: I need more conservative blogs to follow. Will you all be so kind to reblog this so I might find some new blogs to follow?
beyoncebeytwice: magicconchshell: wikihow is the most useless website ive ever seen in my life
versacebitch: loungezombie: versacebitch: the worst thing about speaking two languages is trying to use an expression from one language that fits perfectly into your conversation but the other person won’t get it i dont speak two languages but i speak fandom so i sort of get this
thenightlifebeforemingus: Taylor Swift has dated 14 boys in the last 4 years. If not for the sheer number of boys, this might be unremarkable. But dear reader, look closer: what is 14 divided by 4? 3 and a half. Every year, Taylor Swift dates 3 and a half boys. Where are the other halves, Taylor? It just doesn’t add up.
strifeandslash: safe sex is for losers (takes off knee pads and helmet)
Fantasy novelist: Alright, time to create my fantasy world. Great thing about this genre is that I can make it anything I want. Could be based on any culture in any place from any time. Could be a mix of places and times, or something newly invented by me. Yup, there is literally nothing out of bounds here.
Fantasy novelist: I'm gonna go with medieval England.
carry-on-my-wayward-butt: guceubcuesu: hey Watchu got there a skull that connects to my spine hbu
weekendmom: “dad where did u get that mug” “my worlds greatest dad mug? long story” *dad looks out the window as he vividly remembers his bloody victory in the 100 dad cage match at dadfights.com*
my-ass: i fully intend to fly to england after richard dawkins’ death with the express purpose of pissing on his grave and placing a bible on it
phoenix-falls: I don’t trust anyone who thinks the only form of racism is the dictionary definition.
kapooyah: bellabracha: what even IS american culture it’s just a big ball of different cultures with no set value i don’t get it
assiest: pink freud’s greatest album was hand’s down ‘dark side of the mom’
In 2006, Tim was stabbed twice in the upper back while attempting to protect an...– Tim Heidecker’s Wikipedia page (via luciferror)